The Colonnade Hotel - Boston's Back Bay

Hallelujah Dancer

No, this guy was not in a gospel ensemble. He was in a Telluride bar cavorting to some really slipshod bluesy rock. Oh Yeah!

Parrot Mouthing

This extreme dancer was hammered and barely able to stay on her feet. How then, you might ask, did she pull of this perfectly executed, parrot-mouthed, cobra-armed move? I have no idea.

Muffin Top

This military muffin top was spotted on the dance floor in Telluride.

eerie Magoo

Is that relish?

Adolf Hitler and Rollie Fingers were never seen in public with condiments in the moustache.

Conductor seeks part time work

For the past 3 summers I was a part time train conductor at KidWorks Canyon near Durango. Unfortunately I was fired this past August. Yeah. I inadvertantly hit a switch with my knee and sent myself and a carload of 33 screaming children on a horrifying, god-awful, downward hell-shot through thick pine into a gorge. Although there were no casualties, the kids were scratched up like they'd been thrown into a cage with 900 chickens.

2 of my favorite rides

Ass in Hell

The initial offer was $5 for Ben to eat half a spoonful of Ass in Hell hotsauce in one shot (without a drink of water for 1 minute thereafter). The pot peaked at just over $40 before he asorbed the heat. Here he is 61 seconds after the takedown. The next day he reported his ears and temples were warm all night. And he was concerned that he still hadn't pooped.