It's Magic

In the British History Museum, London.

Mule-kick to the head

Dela got kicked in the head by a mule in July of 2004. As you can see, it collapsed the upper left side of his face, forcing bones from the orbit of his eye in to his brain. Dela has not been the same since, but we still hang out with him.

Aunt Greenwald

I took piano lessons from my Aunt Greenwald for over 10 years. Now she is really, really in to scrapbooking. I love you Aunt Greenwald.

CNN wants his opinion. Seriously.

Our buddy John Council - Journalist for Texas Lawyer Newspaper. This fucking jerk has been on CNN no less than 3 times in the past month. I kid you not - CNN has approached this bird-brain 3 times and aired his opinions on the nomination of Harriet Mieres. To quote Mr. Council in one of these interviews, "You don't become a managing partner of the 5th largest law firm in Texas by being an idiot". I'm confident this guy knows an idiot when he sees one.

Father Elmore, Holy Cross Catholic Church, Pleasant Hill, MS

Father Elmore breaks tradition by exiting the confessional booth to nourish one of his formative, female parishoners.

Congratulations to the big winners!

Roland and Darren react with astonishment and disbelief when informed they won the $500 shopping spree to the Marble Valley, AL WalMart.

At the top of his game.

Schwack is always prepared for anything and everything when waiting for a bus. Light, breathable wicking shirt. Protective head gear. Hydration system. And a good pair of polarized sunglasses. Schwack has NEVER missed a bus when this prepared.

Let's ride

It's time once again to grab our decks and start surfing

Antagonize the puppet maker

I traded shots and war stories in Vail with a very corned-up, irascible Jim Henson.

The baby is ok now. It is. Really.

Council...proof I was able to save the neighbor's baby before it was too late. The baby is ok. I promise. The baby is ok.

Someone call a veterinarian!

Schwack was aghast and distressed over this sick puppy.

Old Wagon

Lost Wiener Dog, Lost Dreams.

We leaned against this pole for hours, wondering if there was anything we could do to help.

Shot Glasses

Ass Kneading

Apparently the people of Vail aren't too haughty for a little slow dance ass kneading. Shame on you, Gov. Schwarzenneger.

Pointing nowhere, plainly, please.

From 7th grade to my Freshman year I flew an ultralight airplane (it was a very long flight - ba-dum bum tsh!). We had a small airstrip and windsock in our backyard that met the challenge. Of course when I'd get home after school or wake up on weekend mornings, I'd always be stoked when the sock was plainly pointing nowhere but down. I should have kept that windsock. Damnit. Anyway, this one was in a field outside Telluride, yet there was no airstrip.

Above Telluride

Sawtooth between Crestone Needle and Crestone Peak

The intent was to bag both the Peak and the Needle by way of this sawtooth ridge I am viewing. I backed off due to bad weather rolling in (as you can see) and not having technical equipment with me. We turned back and summited another, less technical peak. Others may call that "pussing out". That's ok. Only two weeks later, helicopter rescue was brought in to remove a body from this ridge. The climber got caught in similar weather, slipped and fell to his death. RIP dude.

Fallen Bristlecone steadies Crestone Needle

In a high meadow in the Crestones Range...

The more I stretch, the better I feel.

HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA

This is one of my team's National Media Reps from Los Angeles. This photo paints a pretty accurate picture of what typically goes down when National Media Reps fly to Denver to take my team out to nice dinners. We get shit-hammered. We get them shit-hammered. They laugh their asses off. And then they get stuck with an enormous fucking bill. This particular shot was taken at Elway's Steak House....about 15 minutes before the staff cut us off/quit serving us. HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh, thank goodness!

Insignificant, pandering, remedial bullshit. And it's framed! I'll keep you posted....

Pointing out stars above Sequoia National Park

"Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies....And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system". That said, I suppose the beer Elmore chose to drink afterward didn't really matter.

Russel just loves flowers

I can't tell you how many times I've caught Russel motionlessly posed in front of flowers. Russel just loooooves flowers.

The Rhythm Test

If you hang at my hizzy, you're going to get tested for measured motion and flow. Here Melville and Fowler take the egg shaker rhythm test. They both failed (regardless, outstanding effort girls). Seriously, I'm always surprised how few can really bring the rhythm.

"Continue! For we are but men!"

Look how much these jerks are enjoying their liquor shots. Shots are terrible...but often times the only answer.

Poltergeist Duck

This peculiar scene and picture of donald duck makes me very uncomfortable.

The Circus is Back in Town

Ta daaaaa.

The Mayor of Vail, CO

11pm Exhale

That's coming out of my head. It was delicious.

I do NOT do this

Morgan - in the spirit of "things I do NOT do"....I do NOT stand in line to get in to a bar to pay for drinks or food. Look at this. I can't stand it.

Read any good books lately?

FARFEL.....Can you dig it?

Not only does Farfel throw the tantric vibe with the glasses, he also brings it with the sweetest soul patch I've seen in a very long time. Can you dig it? Can you fucking dig it?

The Road to Aspen

Elmore and I road tripped to Aspen yesteray. Yup.

Aspen outskirts

Aspen

I wonder what the inspiration was to call the town Aspen.?.