Conductor seeks part time work

For the past 3 summers I was a part time train conductor at KidWorks Canyon near Durango. Unfortunately I was fired this past August. Yeah. I inadvertantly hit a switch with my knee and sent myself and a carload of 33 screaming children on a horrifying, god-awful, downward hell-shot through thick pine into a gorge. Although there were no casualties, the kids were scratched up like they'd been thrown into a cage with 900 chickens.