Never bet against a chihuahua

I bet this Chihuahua 5 dog biscuits that he couldn't bury his entire arm in the bigger dog's butt. I lost this bet soon after.

Patches Loves All Terrain Vehicles

Patches has really come out of his shell since I befriended him in London....

Anyone know what time it is? Anyone?

Last Call - Willie's Bar, Red Bud

Elevator doors closing on reflection

"Check Surroundings For Safety"

The first time I saw a dashboard "reverse video camera" was in a Lexus in San Diego a few weeks ago. Of course I scoffed at the notion of such an inessential feature. My attitude change was immediate, however, when I witnessed, at 1:05pm in 60-degree weather, how the reverse video camera's greater visibility prevented the silent killing of this man.

Sunset - Santa Monica Beach

Without warning the back porch light snapped on...

Not representative of meat eaters as a whole...

Granger made sweet, sweet drunk love to this cheeseburger.

Stop it! Somebody is going to get hurt!

Our late night, "ode of respect to Derby Day" race at Cactus Jacks. Down and back. Feet required to touch all benches and table tops. All said and done...no splintered shins, no missing teeth, no beer spilled. Everyone wins.

Ignorance is Bliss

Sure these knuckleheads were in a good mood. They just sold me $40 woth of cigars. I gave them 5 extra minutes of my life to tutor me on ashing and how to get cigars to burn cooler and taste better. Ignorance is bliss: A reference to the sincere gent who doesn't realize his jackass friend is giving him rabbit ears? A reference to them/me for buying and selling counterfeit, upscale cigars?

A smoke. A Coke. And a little carbon monoxide poisoning.

If I were Mayor, I would encourage everyone to enjoy cold beverages, smoking and tanning in the grass between the sidewalk and street/curb.

Zoe Keating - 5/8/06 - Fox Theatre, Boulder, CO

Waiting for my first guest

Early a.m. cigar roast - Venice Beach Boardwalk

Solitary at LA's Sunset Strip Sky Bar

LA Police

The officer walked up on me while I was taking this photo. The exchange went something like this...

Officer: Did you get the shot?
Sach: Yeah - this will make a cool black and white photo
Officer: That's why I had her propped up and out here like that.
Sach: ????????