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Public Massages - 8.75 out of 10 on the Uncomfortable-For-Me-And-I-Just-Don't-Understand-It-O-Meter

Don't get me wrong, I like a good massage. And I understand that sometimes it's a pain reliever or critical stress release. And I want you to pamper yourself. Really. But I don't want to see it. And I don't understand how you can get out of it what you need to get out of it while I watch. And while others watch. And while I take pictures. You are gross and weird. God damnit.
This one was at a concert at Red Rocks.

3 birds and a barrel.