Cliche machine, just churning 'em out...

Hi super-duper rock band member guy! Are you ready for your gig?

Trucker hat? Check.
Puffy old school coat? Check.
Skin-tight top to bottom Euro-denim? Check.
Stickers on your guitar? Check.
Chuck Taylors? Check.
White belt? Check.
Dancing alone, silly twist, dancing alone, silly twist, dancing alone, silly twist? Check.
Smoking. Smoking another. Smoking more. And then having another smoke? Check.