Friday, August 26, 2005

Randy's breath is horrible

I played in the 2004 Phoenix Open Pro-Am tournament. On the second day I was paired with Randy Johnson in a Special Olympics Benefit putting contest. Randy took several of my putts. That's right, Randy took both my turn and his turn more than 3 times. I didn't say anything because I didn't want to get our special partner excited, and the people were there to see Randy putt anyway. But that's ok, because Randy has terrible breath. Randy Johnson has the worst breath I have ever smelled. It was destroying me at this very moment.